Book Idearrrrr: The Pirate Sutra
After a conversation with Minerva regarding pirate talk in the bedroom and the personal lives of pirates I have decided that a Pirate Sutra book is in order. I believe the chapters should be:
- Chaptarrr 1: Speakin’ Like a Bucanneer
- Chaptarrr 2: Understandin’ Tavern Wenches: How to get them to let you on board
- Chaptarrr 3: Pillagin’ Techniques: On deck vs. in the village
- Chaptarrr 4: Raidin’ the Coastal Villages: How to handle a bunch of wenches at once
- Chaptarrr 5: Ambush! How to take them by surprise
- Chaptarrr 6: Disguise: When to lower the Jolly Roger and how to act like a gentleman for a few minutes
- Chaptarrr 7: Basic Stateroom Techniques: Hasty and violent
- Chaptarrr 8: Advanced Stateroom Techniques: Even more hasty and violent
Oh, and this site is completely wrong. Chicks dig pirates.
Vort said,
September 28, 2007
Chicks definitely dig pirates.
sloth said,
September 28, 2007
Is her name “Dead Man”?
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