Comments on: Women love Women http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421 Your #1 source for politically correct and totally inoffensive kittens, ninjas and boobies Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:10:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: sloth http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-245 sloth Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:21:10 +0000 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-245 I'll try to quit reading your magazines while eating my toast with honey. Sorry about that. I’ll try to quit reading your magazines while eating my toast with honey.

Sorry about that.

]]> By: Minerva http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-244 Minerva Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:52:44 +0000 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-244 Um...can I borrow your magazines sometime? Um…can I borrow your magazines sometime?

]]> By: narnianelf http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-243 narnianelf Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:03:52 +0000 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-243 I may have just betrayed the not-so-secret tendencies of my gender by admitting I'm the only member of our household who regularly receives shiny magazines full of half-nekkid women... I may have just betrayed the not-so-secret tendencies of my gender by admitting I’m the only member of our household who regularly receives shiny magazines full of half-nekkid women…

]]> By: narnianelf http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-242 narnianelf Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:01:22 +0000 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-242 sloth said, Maxim: a magazine full of stupid articles and pictures of hot women Cosmo: a magazine full of stupid articles and pictures of hot women So that explains how my issues of Cosmo get all sticky? I won't even get into the state I find my Victoria's Secret catalogs in... sloth said,
Maxim: a magazine full of stupid articles and pictures of hot women
Cosmo: a magazine full of stupid articles and pictures of hot women

So that explains how my issues of Cosmo get all sticky? I won’t even get into the state I find my Victoria’s Secret catalogs in…

]]> By: Clamcheese http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-240 Clamcheese Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:58:56 +0000 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-240 Why would they pollute a perfectly good pictorial with words? Why would they pollute a perfectly good pictorial with words?

]]> By: sage http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-238 sage Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:05:28 +0000 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-238 Playboy has more interesting articles than Maxim. And more boobies. I think that's called a "win-win". Playboy has more interesting articles than Maxim. And more boobies. I think that’s called a “win-win”.

]]> By: Clamcheese http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-236 Clamcheese Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:00:33 +0000 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-236 Maxim has articles? Since when? Maxim has articles? Since when?

]]> By: sloth http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-233 sloth Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:23:51 +0000 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-233 Maxim: a magazine full of stupid articles and pictures of hot women Cosmo: a magazine full of stupid articles and pictures of hot women Clam and I discovered a while ago that we had individually come up with the same theory. I say the evidence is on our side. Maxim: a magazine full of stupid articles and pictures of hot women
Cosmo: a magazine full of stupid articles and pictures of hot women

Clam and I discovered a while ago that we had individually come up with the same theory. I say the evidence is on our side.

]]> By: Clamcheese http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-231 Clamcheese Tue, 18 Sep 2007 21:26:32 +0000 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-231 I've been saying this for years, that all women are at some level homosexual whether they realize it or not. For example, men don't look at men and envy their boobs or ass, or lack thereof. A man can't grab another man's boobs just to "see how they feel". A man can't grab a woman's boobs for that reason either, I've tried, and that excuse never works. As for t3h sage being a hobbit, I've always had my suspicions of hairy feet and a voracious appetite. But I do believe that the prohibition of grabbing another man's boobs also extends to his feet, though for less homo-erotic reasons. I’ve been saying this for years, that all women are at some level homosexual whether they realize it or not. For example, men don’t look at men and envy their boobs or ass, or lack thereof. A man can’t grab another man’s boobs just to “see how they feel”. A man can’t grab a woman’s boobs for that reason either, I’ve tried, and that excuse never works.

As for t3h sage being a hobbit, I’ve always had my suspicions of hairy feet and a voracious appetite. But I do believe that the prohibition of grabbing another man’s boobs also extends to his feet, though for less homo-erotic reasons.

]]> By: Minerva http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-230 Minerva Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:22:21 +0000 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/421#comment-230 Dear Abodes et al, The reason Sage is a hobbit is because he informed me that I was more valuable than boobies and sex. A compliment of such caliber is worthy of me making him into a chubby, hairy-footed little man that eats six meals a day and lives underground. Sincerely, el Woman Dear Abodes et al,

The reason Sage is a hobbit is because he informed me that I was more valuable than boobies and sex. A compliment of such caliber is worthy of me making him into a chubby, hairy-footed little man that eats six meals a day and lives underground.

Sincerely,

el Woman

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