Women love Women
I was talking to the woman, and it turns out she wishes she liked women!
el Woman: honestly
el Woman: the more i discover about men
el Woman: the more i wish i liked women
More after the jump!
el Woman: honestly
el Woman: the more i discover about men
el Woman: the more i wish i liked women
sage: haha, why?
el Woman: all we are to men are things that walk around and jiggle in the right places
el Woman: occasionally we talk, but men just hear “blah blah blah wanna have sex? blah blah blah”
el Woman: women don’t look at men and think “you want fries with that shake?”
And later I learn I’m a hobbit.
el Woman: […] all the good men are taken
el Woman: you’ve been… tooken
I’m now a hobbit, a Took at that!
Minerva said,
September 18, 2007
Dear Abodes et al,
The reason Sage is a hobbit is because he informed me that I was more valuable than boobies and sex. A compliment of such caliber is worthy of me making him into a chubby, hairy-footed little man that eats six meals a day and lives underground.
Sincerely,
el Woman
Clamcheese said,
September 18, 2007
I’ve been saying this for years, that all women are at some level homosexual whether they realize it or not. For example, men don’t look at men and envy their boobs or ass, or lack thereof. A man can’t grab another man’s boobs just to “see how they feel”. A man can’t grab a woman’s boobs for that reason either, I’ve tried, and that excuse never works.
As for t3h sage being a hobbit, I’ve always had my suspicions of hairy feet and a voracious appetite. But I do believe that the prohibition of grabbing another man’s boobs also extends to his feet, though for less homo-erotic reasons.
sloth said,
September 18, 2007
Maxim: a magazine full of stupid articles and pictures of hot women
Cosmo: a magazine full of stupid articles and pictures of hot women
Clam and I discovered a while ago that we had individually come up with the same theory. I say the evidence is on our side.
Clamcheese said,
September 18, 2007
Maxim has articles? Since when?
sage said,
September 19, 2007
Playboy has more interesting articles than Maxim. And more boobies. I think that’s called a “win-win”.
Clamcheese said,
September 19, 2007
Why would they pollute a perfectly good pictorial with words?
narnianelf said,
September 19, 2007
sloth said,
Maxim: a magazine full of stupid articles and pictures of hot women
Cosmo: a magazine full of stupid articles and pictures of hot women
So that explains how my issues of Cosmo get all sticky? I won’t even get into the state I find my Victoria’s Secret catalogs in…
narnianelf said,
September 19, 2007
I may have just betrayed the not-so-secret tendencies of my gender by admitting I’m the only member of our household who regularly receives shiny magazines full of half-nekkid women…
Minerva said,
September 20, 2007
Um…can I borrow your magazines sometime?
sloth said,
September 20, 2007
I’ll try to quit reading your magazines while eating my toast with honey.
Sorry about that.