Jokes to Offend Everyone
Some LOLs for your Tuesday Morning:
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don’t have eyes.
Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?
They named him “Sum Ting Wong”.