What cleavage tells the world…. and it speaks volumes, or in some cases, fragmented sentences.
I recently told the Sage and the Minerva that there are two, well three things that will visually capture a man’s eye faster than any other. Cleavage (hereafter known as 1A and 1B, but I prefer C’s and D’s) and ass crack. This link is one un-initiated woman’s view on what a woman’s attire says. I am not a fan.
narnianelf said,
August 22, 2007
I can understand being against skanalicious maternity wear (and no I’m not posting any pics of that. It’ll kill my libido for a week. *shudder*) and women dressing like hookers in the office. I work in sales and even I don’t wear mini-skirts and a low-cut tops together for work. Actually, I don’t work in miniskirts at all but that’s beside the point.
But this woman has a problem with high heels? A little cleavage? Earrings? Sexually repressed much? Someone gets to need this chick laid. Like, yesterday.
Clamcheese said,
August 23, 2007
Skanalicious? wanna define that one for me? pics would be great.
I would tend to agree, she definitely needs to go out, shake her moneymakers, get drunk, and have some wild monkey sex complete with a cacophony of jungle sounds. Not that I’m volunteering for the laying of the author, but with the sliding scale that I often employ, I can’t really rule it out either.
With all my guy friends and family members either married or engaged now, the l33t wingman skillz that I have honed over the last decade are going to whither. Happy yes, Amused, no. But Happy pwns Amused. Perhaps now would be the time to indulge my latent multiple personality disorder and become my own wingman?
sloth said,
August 25, 2007
If one of your personalities happens to be an attractive female you could fly solo
sloth said,
August 25, 2007
Er. You are dumb. Tongue piercings and nipple piercings can be quite nice thank you very much. Earrings are well, standard fare I guess. Not exciting to me at all but not a horrible thing either.
Ugg, that sort of thing should get your “go out in public” license revoked. Bleh. She has a point here.
Yes, I feel like putting up posters of people with “great personalities” and taking down posters of girls with “hot bodies” now that I’ve read this. I now see the error in my ways.
If this is all men looked for in women then all men would just want to date elderly British businessmen.
sage said,
August 25, 2007
Where do you find such posters? I’m pretty sure they don’t exist. Even for those want them.
Clamcheese said,
August 25, 2007
If one of my personalities was an attractive female I’d never leave the house.
sage said,
August 28, 2007
Sure you would CC, find her some more attravtive females to have fun with.