The alcohol gods must be smiling down on me
As many of you know, I am always on a quest to find new and better things for the home bar. One thing I have been pondering for a while is a blender that doesn’t totally suck. My old blender was some Big Lots discount POS.
Today at Walgreens however I found this guy brand new for $2.50. That’s right, for less than what Sage spends on an average weekday at the adult bookstore and movie booth watching “Sally and the Horny Wombat” I got a blender that actually pulverizes ice cubes into tiny pieces instead of shaving off the corners and leaving them in the drink.
sage said,
August 18, 2007
I think that’s the first time I’ve seen a wombat that wasn’t horny. I must really spend too much time at the peep show, it’s only 10 cents for 10 minutes!
Clamcheese said,
August 18, 2007
I think I’ve seen Sally coming out of Sage’s abode. She sheds a lot.
sloth said,
August 18, 2007
I grabbed the first picture of a wombat that included a human female in the picture. I was greatly amused that there were definite womballs in the photo.
sage said,
August 19, 2007
Go for a roll in the hay with a wombat, I think you’d be shedding as well. Just a guess… not that I would know.
Clamcheese said,
August 19, 2007
That may be…. but have you ever rolled in the hay with a wombat while lubed up with KY Jelly AND while wearing ass-less chaps?
sage said,
August 20, 2007
I believe I’ve never worn ass-less chaps. Pink at that? *shivers*
Clamcheese said,
August 20, 2007
You’re right, they were purple. You wouldn’t shiver as much if your skivvies didn’t have a cantaloupe-sized hole in the back.