Comments on: Where there are tentacle beasts you don’t need condoms

By: Clamcheese

Clamcheese — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:33:10 +0000

Fine, I will, but only if she cuddles after.

By: sloth

sloth — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 00:41:58 +0000

Heh. You want clamcheese to play with your cats balls. Hehe

By: sage

sage — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:45:47 +0000

We’ve been teaching her to be good about it, then Uncle Clammy comes over and plays with her in ways which encourging the biting :p Use the string on a stick or her balls. That’s what they are there for.

And yes, I just suggested he play with her balls.

By: Clamcheese

Clamcheese — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 23:02:08 +0000

Post-jiggy jumping and head-standing should both have a prime position in the Redneck Olympics. The presence of said mud fish is why the Rici cat is such a chomper.

By: sage

sage — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:03:30 +0000

mmmm… Mud fish.

By: sloth

sloth — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 20:32:57 +0000

Sage doesn’t have to worry about getting a girl pregnant because he is a marshwiggle. Tall, thin, lives in a hut, eats mud fish. Thoroughly depressing.

Ok, the metaphor holds true up to the word thin. Mud fish may be involved but I’ve seen no evidence of this.

By: narnianelf

narnianelf — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 20:21:49 +0000

No no no. Clearly, you're doing it wrong. Everyone knows the best way to prevent pregnancy is to get jiggy standing up in the shower or in a hot tub to begin with. Then, due to the effects of gravity or chlorine, no post-jiggy jumping or head-standing will be needed!

By: sage

sage — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:05:57 +0000

Man, birth control is so easy, I can’t see why everyone has so much trouble. We have all these great answers.

And I don’t know where the cows thing came from. Hadn’t heard it before, I just know that in rural areas you have cows and you don’t need no stinkin’ condoms.

By: Clamcheese

Clamcheese — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 00:52:26 +0000

Standing on your head works too.