Where there are tentacle beasts you don’t need condoms
It really pisses me off when I get a new anime only to find that it’s English dub only.
WTF.
Oh, and I snagged the title from Sage’s post because I thought it was funny, not because it has anything to do with his post. I have never heard that phrase before and it doesn’t make any sense to me anyway. Is this what people say out in the country when they don’t want to use condoms? Is this what people who have sex with animals say?
I always thought if she jumped up and down a lot when you were done you didn’t need to use condoms…
Clamcheese said,
August 14, 2007
Standing on your head works too.
sage said,
August 15, 2007
Man, birth control is so easy, I can’t see why everyone has so much trouble. We have all these great answers.
And I don’t know where the cows thing came from. Hadn’t heard it before, I just know that in rural areas you have cows and you don’t need no stinkin’ condoms.
narnianelf said,
August 15, 2007
No no no. Clearly, you’re doing it wrong. Everyone knows the best way to prevent pregnancy is to get jiggy standing up in the shower or in a hot tub to begin with. Then, due to the effects of gravity or chlorine, no post-jiggy jumping or head-standing will be needed!
sloth said,
August 15, 2007
Sage doesn’t have to worry about getting a girl pregnant because he is a marshwiggle. Tall, thin, lives in a hut, eats mud fish. Thoroughly depressing.
Ok, the metaphor holds true up to the word thin. Mud fish may be involved but I’ve seen no evidence of this.
sage said,
August 15, 2007
mmmm… Mud fish.
Clamcheese said,
August 15, 2007
Post-jiggy jumping and head-standing should both have a prime position in the Redneck Olympics. The presence of said mud fish is why the Rici cat is such a chomper.
sage said,
August 16, 2007
We’ve been teaching her to be good about it, then Uncle Clammy comes over and plays with her in ways which encourging the biting :p Use the string on a stick or her balls. That’s what they are there for.
And yes, I just suggested he play with her balls.
sloth said,
August 16, 2007
Heh. You want clamcheese to play with your cats balls. Hehe
Clamcheese said,
August 20, 2007
Fine, I will, but only if she cuddles after.