My Teen is Preggers
On the topic of early mothers, getting your ass knocked up, at lunch today the question of why it happens came up.
The answer: because where they are cows, you don’t need condoms.
I thought it was because it’s hard to buy condoms from your couisn to use with your other cousin.
What’s the real reason? And does the answer move with the time. So in certin parts is it because “where there are sheep you don’t need condoms” or “where there are llamas you don’t need condoms?”
narnianelf said,
August 15, 2007
Eh. I think the real reason is the same out in the country as it is in small towns. When there’s nothing for kids to do, they have sex. And since kids these days are too stupid/scared/whatever to use birth control, they wind up becoming teenmommies and teendaddies. Then we wind up paying for them with our hard-earned tax dollars. I vote we just castrate the whole lot of ‘em. And that ends my srs bsns rant for the day. You may all go back to your usual mindless banter, random posting, and gross misuse of internet lingo (oh wait, that’d be me) now.
sloth said,
August 15, 2007
You weren’t happy with my dog’s coat (his hair is too long for the breed standard) so you chopped his balls off. You want to castrate children.
You are a very mean person.
Clamcheese said,
August 15, 2007
So Ein is bald and shooting blanks? Or is his pistol just not firing at all?