Knots are to be Tied
The Minerva and I are now engaged.
So here’s the low down on what happened. Some chimps were hanging from my porch, we were out there enjoying the nice day and wild… wildlife. One of them grabs at me where I just happened to be hiding a diamond ring and so I had to fight off a couple of chimps to get it returned. Then the surprise was done for. le sigh. So I had to ask her then, because… we’ll it’s awkward explaining where the chimps pulled the diamond ring from, it was just easier to distract her with shiny. It works might I add.
So, here’s the low down on the 20 [or so] questions:
- When? Friday evening.
- What were we drinking? H20
- Why? Well, I had to figure out if she was going to agree sometime, if not then it’s time to kick her to the curb. [Note: Apparently it would be I who got kicked to the curb.]
- What was she wearing? a red t-shirt
- Where was the Ricci? I’m not totally sure, she must have been around somewhere. She’s a ninja, sometimes I don’t know where she is.
- Where there any ninjas involved? Well duh, the Ricci isn’t known as the Ricci for nothing.
Clamcheese said,
July 21, 2007
This should teach you not to hide shinies in smelly orifices. Minerva was wearing ONLY a red t-shirt? Said free-flowingness might have attracted the wild… wildlife. I know when I go outside half naked that rabid koalas clamor to my door. Maybe my juicy bits smell like eucalyptus?
sage said,
July 21, 2007
A red t-shirt is all I remember. It’s possible she was wearing something else. You know… like a watch, or earrings, her glasses. Something else might have been there.
sloth said,
July 22, 2007
Generally when shinies are proffered to a woman-type the clothing doesn’t stay on long anyway.
sloth said,
July 24, 2007
When Minerva wakes up from whatever amnesia drug sage slipped her I wonder if she is gonna be pissed. That said, is the agreement to marry sage still binding?
Oh and congrats!
narnianelf said,
July 24, 2007
Congrats! Welcome to the end of life as you know it…
Glad you got the ring back from those chimps, and that there isn’t going to be any curb-kickage by any of the parties involved. I would cry if that happened.
shimavak said,
July 24, 2007
Indeed, much congratulations are to be had for and by the two of you.
You will soon be one of the elite multitudes of we married folk. Not, of course, the wee married folk, as I think you do not quite qualify. Nor, of course, the wee free folk, as this world does not appear to be carried on the back of four elephants on the back of the great sea turtle A’Tuin; but nevertheless, married folk.
sage said,
July 24, 2007
Shim is alive. I just assumed he was dead after the long absence.
Thanks for visiting and the congratulations.
shimavak said,
July 26, 2007
Shim is indeed alive and well. Shim has in fact been visiting most nearly every day. Shim still has abodes.org as his home page, in fact. Shim is also newly wedded and newly jobded. ed.
Shim is very tired.
sloth said,
July 28, 2007
Jobded, nice. Gratz on being married. We married men must tell other men the joys of being married so that they do it too. This way we are not the only doomed souls.
I wish I was on a planet carried on the backs of four elephants who stand on the back of the great planet turtle A’Tuin as he (or possibly she?) swims towards the big bang. Sounds like a fun party. I think I’d be a Wizzard since you get to eat big meals and never do any work.
shimavak said,
July 31, 2007
Indeed. And it is all about the number of Zzs in your cap! I’d make sure mine has it spelled right on there, just in case anyone might forget…