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I was informed by Sage that he went to see Die Hard 18 also known as Live Free or Die Hard. For those of you who don’t know this is a movie about violating the basic rules of transportation such as rule 25-A which is basically that no two vehicles should occupy the same space at the same time unless they are Voltron.

Also rule 87-C was violated which states “a car shall never collide with a helicopter”. Apparently because he ran out of bullets. Yeah.

And the movie didn’t even have the line “Hi, I’m a mac” and “Hi, I’m a crappy actor” as far as I can tell from the tubes.

Crappy musician too.

And he even blamed the woman. We all know you just went to satiate your manly love for Bruce, don’t blame this on her. When he goes to bed at night on a gigantic heap of money you know you just want him to whisper “I love you too Sage” before he falls asleep.

In honor of this being post #360: