Damned if you do and damned if you don’t

First we find that CFLs will save the planet. Now, just as I’m switching my house over to them, we find out they will kill us all. I’m getting a headache just thinking about it. All this stress is making me want to burn tires or club a baby seal to let the stress out.

What do you do to relieve stress and destroy the planet?

2 Comments »

  1. Clamcheese said,

    May 10, 2007

    I club baby jews.

  2. sloth said,

    May 11, 2007

    I’m pretty sure that’s not allowed. In fact I’m fairly certain God put that down in the rules somewhere.

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