Re: Re: Marriage Defined
” you don’t want some punk kid or old billionaire taking your Game Boy”
Or… do you?
A true – ish story:
(Jack’s name has been replaced by ****** to protect his identity.)
****** walked into work one morning and was greeted by several men in suits. They invited him into the board room and he was asked to sit down. “Hello ******, we are here to give you a message. The Owner and your wife have been having an affair and he feels real badly about it. (ZONO!!) Because he is really sorry, he has asked us to have you sign this paperwork turning the entire company over to you in exchange for your wife. (ZOYES!!)”
****** signed the papers, sold the company for a few mil, married a hottie and now lives somewhere nice, warm, and to the south.
True – ish story…. ask sloth.